^^ I was hoping a pre-starter. :)
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^^ I was hoping a pre-starter. :)
Yup.Quote:
Originally Posted by BoganInParasite
The main was eating 11.5km of asphalt. :)
#A Machine.
Morning walk along the beach (spotted Dill in his new toy :)), then home for steak and eggs.
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^ looks like a pleasant start to the day.
^ Looks great!
Looks nice, did you push him back out to sea?
Push or roll ... I always forget :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack meoff
The reference to Dill was the yacht in the background. And what a water toy that is, about 60ft long and would cost a million+ easily but it'd be the ultimate toy for weekenders out around the islands.
Smoked sockeye salmon scramble with cream cheese. I would have added green onions but I had none.
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Locally caught sockeye as we do not eat farm raised shit here wild caught only. :)
^ looks nice; might have browned the toast a tad more...
Interesting colour that salmon.
Ya well it is real and not farm raised to there is that. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bettyboo
looks tasty, I might copy that meself tomorrow...
An easy one bets. I really enjoyed it since I am single now and cooking for meself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bettyboo
Sorry to hear you've split up with your partner bsnub.
Wasn't your cooking was it?:)
Chill pill , only messing.
Cathy beat scrambled eggs for breakfast well you can but whisking is better. You on the piss tonight?
If you actually gave a shit I would say thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chittychangchang
She was a chef so I basically never had to cook other then the token steak on the grill to prove my manhood. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Chittychangchang
So I will assume you meant that beating is better than whisking and yes you would be correct my northern based Chum. Whisking overly agitates and should be avoided. Use a simple fork. Sadly Nimprik only uses spoons so if you are in his hovel you may be rightly fooked. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Chittychangchang
That and always wanting to beat mens slimey assess, did you hear he was up 5 Guys again:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chittychangchang
Oh dummy do keep up. I cooked the eggs meself. The lady has been gone since August and I only went to 5 guys for the second time after like five years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack meoff
Try again troll.
Clearly you have woken and changed your pissed stained y fronts. Twat.
:smileylaughing:
WhooooooooshQuote:
Originally Posted by bsnub
Hey Snubs!
Laughter is the best medicine for a broken heart.
Or if your asthmatic then it's Ventolin:)
If you need to vent,we are here for you:)
What I don't understand is if your ex is a chef, what the fvck is that slop you post up in the dinner thread?
I suppose it's the same principle as a mechanic driving around in a knackered old banger....
Sorry to hear your great cook of a girlfriend has left you Snubby and we are now gonna be seeing a lot more of Chitty and Mendip looking fare.
It wasn't due to your love of Dicks and spending too much time up Five Guys I hope:)
Bogon Bachelor tip 2303- the numbers on the dial of a toaster are actual minutes. Turn that fucker up to 5 past Thai
tbh, the morphing of TD into Woman's Own that has people complaining, is actually quite informative.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
6 months single, an alcoholic with a million $ house, foker will fit right in, get that first ever trip to Thailand in Snubs.
Chittys MetrodoorQuote:
Originally Posted by Luigi
Pizza came, the guy was shivering like Miss volleyball all on her own in CM thrusting various vegetarian products up herself then sticking them back in your fridge:)
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Looks like he kept warm by resting his arse and bollox on it for the first 8 out of 10km.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
I know I would have. :)
Bon appetite.
:)
Looks like its had a good old Somchai style teabagging, like Miss Volleyballs is probably getting right now:)
Quite possibly, haven't seen her since the Bodyslam, 16 cans of beer Chang for Lulu, concert.
Mrs Teetotaler and MM is enough for me. Now if either one knew how to cook breakfast or a pepperoni pizza. :)
As in a 'short time' holiday ... or a permanent one?Quote:
Originally Posted by bsnub
I drove the GF and boys to the Airport this morning, about 1/2 way to the Kingdom about now.
Sausage and beans butty, respect!:)
Bsnub doesn't often inspire me but fvck it...
4 Scrambled eggs with a TD man sauce...
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Porridge!
This'll warm me up!
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^ cracking
Had the day off. Broke an egg but still went down a treat.
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Regret popping into Bier Stube one evening now, as whenever we pass MM wants to go in.
I finished the egg, at least.
And MM wants me to teach her how to make German fried curry potatoes.
The only 2 notable things about it.
Never heard of that. What's the German name for them?Quote:
Originally Posted by Luigi
Bratkartofeln are nice, fried potatoes with paprika, bacon and onions
Seconded but i also like tomato fried in with it. The Danes have a variant called Burning Love. Me Great Dane as i called her, she was taller than me 6' 3", used to knock it up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
Spudkaufenvitcurryneinjuden.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
Presume it's the fried potato equivalent of you adding curry powder to yer Ayam beans.
Not bad, but if I ate them for breakfast I'd have to wash them down with a Erdinger Blonde and be snoozing before the bill came.
:smileylaughing:Quote:
Originally Posted by Luigi
Bet I had you til the last part. :)
Monday morning back to it.
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The prelude to a 10km jog.
Got a good chance of making the Olympic 2020 squad, I reckon.