Breakfast

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Originally Posted by Luigi

Haven't had a fried breakfast in around 2 weeks.

Cornflakes or muesli with sliced banana and blueberries before head out for exercise.


^ Oddly enough I don't think I'd want to eat that now.

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Give it another week or two. I live on Greek yoghurt and berries for breakfast normally too.

Every now and then though makes a nice treat:)

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Originally Posted by NamPikToot

why not get some weiners Dill?.

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I like those wieners. Pork sausages should be bland and virtually tasteless with the odd chewy bit of sphincter muscle.
Herbed snags are not for me although I did get a heads up just of what to try instead

:smileylaughing: you can take the child out of the 70s ..... et tu, i'm guilty also

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

Pork sausages should be bland and virtually tasteless with the odd chewy bit of sphincter muscle.

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You British are sure an odd lot. :)

Snub, he's not British, he's from the midlands

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Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Snub, he's not British, he's from the midlands

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So a midlander then? Does that also qualify as sheep shagger? :)

Very close, think Sybil :)

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Originally Posted by nidhogg

So Dill has not so much fallen off the healthy eating wagon - he gone and deep fried the wagon in lard and eaten it.

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Non of us can survive without fat, Nid.

This little dumpy podgey fucker would last a few weeks in the English Channel

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Might sell him my Belsen Diet book:)

Careful Dill, you can damage your internals sucking in that much.

Besides, that was months ago. :)

Will have a flick through the naked gay bathroom selfies from Chiang Rai when MM leaves the living room.

Gee, Dills -
If you're gonna post fine examples of a proper full English breakfast [no black pudding or tomato?], don't leave us with gross and unkempt presentations as shown above. :rolleyes:
Go back and try again.

I'm sure the next attempt will be measurably sophisticated compared to that mess above. :)
No offence intended.

:bananaman:

Never been one for black pudding nor tomatoes that run into your beans.
There's nothing more I'd add to that, probably the fat I cut off the bacon:)

You deleted the gut pic. :)


I did save it.

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Quite the improvement. Well done. :yup:

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

Never been one for black pudding nor tomatoes that run into your beans.
There's nothing more I'd add to that, probably the fat I cut off the bacon:)

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Substitute your beloved rashers with a hearty pork belly fry up.

:)

I worked out there were around 900 calories in that. That's a 16km fuckin walk. Back to berries tomorrow

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Originally Posted by bsnub

^^
Your wieners look a bit wrinkly. :)

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That's not the first or last time he's heard that.:)

I had 10 organic blackberries, two bananas, a dollop of whey and a pint of milk smoothie for breakfast.

One hour later before my bike ride, a 250gram Sirloin steak swimming in baked beans.

Those hill climbs were a piece of piss:bananaman:

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:wank:


Off out in the drizzle to do an 11km-er whilst catching a sniffle.



Salmon and scrambled eggs then after.



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I am on my third Chang with 2 litres of Oz white to follow. I have some Sang Som but no coke so I might just scream and bellow from the balcony till someone brings me some.

After that I am going to get annoyed with the world in general.

Orrens
Mumpsimus.

4 Berry mashup

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Ffs Dill, weighing berries :smileylaughing:

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Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Ffs Dill, weighing berries :smileylaughing:

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A tad obsessive, yeah?

:)

I've gone 8 grammes above and overindulged this Morning:)

There's also 30 grams of oats and 50 grams of low fat Greek yoghurt measured out there too and 894 Chia seeds

There are fine margins when trying to retain the figure of a Greek Adonis

Its that like with missing arms and a whittle winky:)

:smileylaughing:

No thatll be Luigius

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^^ Are those those frozen berries from Makro? I've been having pretty much the same lately with a sprinkle of oats for my cholestrol.

Surprising how quick I got used to it and have even started enjoying these healthy breakfasts.

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Originally Posted by Mendip

healthy breakfasts.

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This is probably the least healthy breakfast you could have. But coming from California the home of little Mexican mom and pop diners. Would pay big bucks for one of these right now. Huevos Rancheros.
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^ ^Big C, never thought about Makro.

I never use granulated sugar anymore, enjoy black coffee now too


I do à 4km walk to a bar and just buy a Coke no sugar, use their fan, leave sweat all over their chair and walk back. They love me in there:)

I was thinking the other day, I've hardly seen a dog on a leash here, just for guarding people's houses. Would be a good way of losing some timber mate, especially when you're teaching them to not pull:)

Train à few up to pull you back after a few voddies and Coke zeros:)

Makro in Korat do them, and those Greek natural yogurts.

My dogs get a walk on a lead every day, sometimes two.

Never thought about walking them to a bar. I reckon it could get a bit chaotic.

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Originally Posted by aging one

Huevos Rancheros

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A good start to the day if you are working on a Cocaine farm:)

There's about 500 calories in that, a good full English is nearly double.

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Originally Posted by Mendip

Surprising how quick I got used to it and have even started enjoying these healthy breakfasts.

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Same here. Was just thinking the same while making this morning's banana and berry muesli.

Gonna head out for a jog and see how far I get after it's gone down.

And haven't woken up drunk since drinking wine until 3am with Little Miss Pukey on Monday night.


Cool. :)

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

^ ^Big C, never thought about Makro.

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Be wary and don't buy in bulk till trying for yourself. I bought the Macro frozen mixed berries once and they were very tart/sour in flavour. Had to use them up in a blender with banana and honey and whatnot to get rid of them.

^ True that. I've also drizzled some honey on these yogurt/berry concoctions.

But maybe the reason the other berries are sweeter is that they've added sugar anyway?

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Originally Posted by Luigi

muesli

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Sugar and transgats. Get on the oats instead:)

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Originally Posted by Mendip

But maybe the reason the other berries are sweeter is that they've added sugar anyway?

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Could be.

The ones I have are pretty tart:)

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

Sugar and transgats.

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Balance.

Balance
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Bukkake them in anticipation? :dunno:

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

Could be.

The ones I have are pretty tart:)

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Pretty and tart. Two words that go well together!

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

Sugar and transgats. Get on the oats instead:)

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Gotta agree - those premix muesli can be pretty bad based on a very high sugar content and a lot of fat. Better to buy the base grains and mix yourself. And be sparing with the dried fruit!