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Dear Dill,
Instead of all this exercise which apart from being rather exhausting (which should be avoided at all costs) and possibly causing a rather nasty testicular hernia, may I suggest the simplest remedy is not stuffing your gob with enough food to feed a family of 8.
Your welcome.
For further information go to: Ydilisafatcnut.com
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Originally Posted by Bettyboo
You really should have done.
I'm a social linguist, not a prescriptivist... Neverna is technically right if you like to use Latin grammar terms for a Germanic language, I don't, not least because English is so fluid that using any prescriptive terms is just out-dated and doesn't fit easily with a World Englishes approach.Quote:
Originally Posted by cyrille
Now, breakfast, Hmmm, I'm thinking a nice yoghurt and a cup of coffee tomorrow; I will post.
^ Why not try an anagram with alphabet spaghetti on toast you boring fukker:)
Harsh, but fair.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
Here's my breakfast menu for tomorrow (the local coffee shop that opens early; most open after 10am here - very strange) - it's all a bit high in calories, but they often have a yogurt with banana and honey which I get with a large latte for 7,000 won.
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Many thanks for the kindly sage advice Hugh but I am rather enjoying exercising, eating healthily and feeling great at the moment. Once I hit my target weight then I'll be in the nice position of working out what shit I can eat to maintain weigh instead of losing it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hugh Cow
God speed that day:)
I do love a latte, used to get about 6 down me in the mornings:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bettyboo
That double decker with the brown striped bread and melted cheese looks good too
^
Yeah, that's nice, the cheese and ham croquette (or whatever they call it is nice), and the muffin type things are ok too if you're in the mood.
Alas, today, wanting to lose 5kgs in the next 5 weeks or so, I'm on the yogurt... :( If that doesn't fill me up then I'll attack the berry and nut bar. Very boring, but relatively healthy (also, I only get one shot in the latte...).
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If you wanna lose 5kg in 5 weeks then head over to the south Beach diet thread.
But don't listen to Dill as his idea of losing 5kg is to put 10kg on first:)
Oats, honey, strawberry, blueberry, whey protein and chia seeds.
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Dill-licious:)
Good man!!!!
Wot no curse?
^ saving that for Friday nights:)
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More potent than 20 boiled sprouts that shit:bananaman:
That drink looks good, Dilly.
Yer turning gayQuote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
He has been gay for quite a long time, and getting gayer by the day...Quote:
Originally Posted by YourDaddy
Can you see my fella's reflection in there or sumthin?Quote:
Originally Posted by YourDaddy
...still missing him then...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
Its been seven hours and 44 days,
since Manny took his love away
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To promote hair growth?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
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More importantly Dill can you see yer fella when you look down now?, that was what triggered the latest health purge. The Ashes start next Thurs and in am going full Headworx for the full three days the first test will last.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
^ are you suggesting that dieting will cure Dilly's micro-penis issue? :)
Quite nice, might need something more? A sausage or a piece of fried bread or some mushrooms? But, cooked nicely, and for once, the first time ina very long while, you've managed to control your pepper hand! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Headworx
^I'm not eating Carbs right now so bread (fried or otherwise) is out for a few weeks. 'Shrooms would have been nice, will grab some next shopping run as they're on the "get as many into you as you like" list along with things like eggs and bacon, not sure about Snags but will do some searching to see if they're ok or not. I need to buy pepper too, ran out this morning :)
Nice piece of meat with those perfect eggs. I have been craving french toast. Often a fast meal back home. Easy way to use up the baguette from the night before. Almost stale wheat bread for this. Absorbs more of the egg and cinnamon. Bacon goes so well with syrup.https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?a...id=35621&stc=1
...has that syrup ever been near a maple?...Quote:
Originally Posted by aging one
should have known. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by tomcat
Blackberry's in abundance at the moment, so been popping a dozen into my morning milkshake with a banana of course.
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Enjoying the garden fresh veg. Slathered in Tabasco, pepper , and Himalayan seasalt.
One of the guests of our homestay last week asked for congee for breakfast on her second morning rather the English style breakfast we offer as standard. She asked late in the evening so we had no opportunity to get out and do some shopping. Was really quite proud of the wife pulling this together and the guest enjoyed it. Going to offer congee and boiled rice based breakfasts from the start of September.
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^ no, no, no!
^ ^ yes.
The wife and I debated what got the yes...we both settled on the egg??? Personally I'd eat the egg and the salad was quite good, if you like salad for breakfast. Regards, -BiP
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Originally Posted by Bettyboo
Fried eggs, poached eggs, boiled eggs,scrambled eggs all good but not with salad. Well maybe cold boiled eggs.
How long does it take to boil an egg in Thailand so that it is a perfect "donky" egg?
I have never seen it done properly in Thailand.
It's either hard boiled for hours or totally raw in minutes.
Ffs give me a couple of donky eggs, it only takes three minutes! !
It's not rocket science !
I'm not yolking either:)
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Pinched half MM's toasted croissant to add some elegance to me perfectly sloppy start to the day. :)
Red sent. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Chittychangchang
oh i don't know, i'm quite partial to a good Yam Khai Dao myselfQuote:
Originally Posted by Chittychangchang
Take two eggs from the fridge and allow them to near room temperature.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chittychangchang
Boil a pan of water
Place the eggs in the water and leave them on a timer for exactly 5 minutes on simmer.
Serve with toasted whole meal bread soldiers
Very healthy, civilized and British. Hahahahaha
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