And Dinner/Supper/Tea?

**Mathos** · 14-02-2009, 05:17 AM

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Oh dear, here we have a man who breeds unhappiness, particularly in women and children.

He is even capable of looking at a food tray, mistaking it for a place mat and attempts to cut out all the tumors of injustice.

Gee whiz....got so upset over your filthy eating habits that you had to bring up some rubbish about unhappy kids and wife.

Sorry I mistook your 'tray' for a mat....really obvious actualy if you look hard enough....that is if you can take your eyes away from the sludge on the plate.

Dig in......don't spill any this time.

Heavens above, the clown is getting really upset and carried away on his magic roundabout now!

'Filthy eating habits'

'Kids and wife'

I thought you mentioned how clean your regimented 3 year old was.

Marvellous isn't it.

Short term memory loss as well.

If you have to take such a pedantic attitude with your family life, then so be it, I don't really give a shake of a gibbons tail.

I've heard hens fart before.

**Mathos** · 14-02-2009, 05:34 AM

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Originally Posted by Mathos

Superb after a long days graft.

I hope your digging trenches or ploughing fields by hand. You'd need to be doing some serious labour to justify that feast.

Lovely grub and great photos. Hope you're keeping warm.

Thanks JJ, I would have returned the compliment earlier,
but the 'fool on the hill' or is that the fool in the box
was spouting, about my plate, making rude comments and
being a general nuisance?

I was wondering how many times I'd have to flush before it went away.

On a sensible note, we are keeping warm, it's really nice to be having a cold spell.

We have enjoyed every minute of the winter this year.

Well wrapped up, plenty of walks, I've had a few bicycle rides as well.

Nice warm fire at night, good hot meals and an occasional toddy.

Brilliant break on the Yorkshire coast and The Lake District.

Enjoyed every minute of the same.

Strongly thinking of going to Scotland as well next month.

Think I'd better sort out a 4WD though for the Highlands,
there will be plenty of snow up there, and the Merc is no good in those
severe conditions.

I think I mentioned on The Lancs thread, we had been to Fleetwood to buy some fish.

Brilliant too.

Flobo did some really nice plaice, (grilled it slowly) and served it with some boiled potato's, carrots, broccoli, cauliflower and some lemon to squeeze across the fish.

Splendid meal.

**jandajoy** · 14-02-2009, 10:08 AM

If you're heading north of the border, I'd heartily recommend a trip to Tayvallach and across the peninsular to Carsaig where my best friend and his family live. One of the most beautiful spots in the world. Let me know.

**Mathos** · 15-02-2009, 04:12 AM

Originally Posted by jandajoy

If you're heading north of the border, I'd heartily recommend a trip to Tayvallach and across the peninsular to Carsaig where my best friend and his family live. One of the most beautiful spots in the world. Let me know.

Hi JJ wow, that is going to cost me.

Flobo saw the post and checked out Tayvallich Crinan Hotel, well, it is our anniversary coming up and I had to book it.

Thanks mate.

It looks right good though.

Crinan Hotel
www.crinanhotel.com

Crinan
Lochgilphead, PA31
01546 830261
Get directions

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**Nawty** · 18-02-2009, 08:18 AM

^^^is that your hairy legs under the dribbling 'tray' or is it a dog licking your balls?

That fork looks pretty filthy....ever consider cleaning it before dining ?

How is the bathing regime in your house in Pommy land ?

My 3yo goes twice a day.....is it twice a week or month in your household ??

**Rural Surin** · 18-02-2009, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by Nawty

^^^is that your hairy legs under the dribbling 'tray' or is it a dog licking your balls?

That fork looks pretty filthy....ever consider cleaning it before dining ?

How is the bathing regime in your house in Pommy land ?

My 3yo goes twice a day.....is it twice a week or month in your household ??

Well spotted Nawty

**Mathos** · 18-02-2009, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by Nawty

^^^is that your hairy legs under the dribbling 'tray' or is it a dog licking your balls?

That fork looks pretty filthy....ever consider cleaning it before dining ?

How is the bathing regime in your house in Pommy land ?

My 3yo goes twice a day.....is it twice a week or month in your household ??

Save your breath boy, your girlfriend will need inflating tonight.

**Lily** · 18-02-2009, 08:40 PM

Tonight I had crumbed lamb cutlets, mashed potato, pumpkin and asparagus.

**Nawty** · 19-02-2009, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by Mathos

Save your breath boy, your girlfriend will need inflating tonight.

Why ? You want to borrow her ?

**Rural Surin** · 19-02-2009, 08:49 AM

^ What race?

**Nawty** · 19-02-2009, 08:58 AM

She is good at the hurdle

**Mathos** · 20-02-2009, 04:09 AM

Originally Posted by Nawty

Originally Posted by Mathos

Save your breath boy, your girlfriend will need inflating tonight.

Why ? You want to borrow her ?

Nawty She is good at the hurdle

Oh Dear!

A couple of clowns short for a full circus I notice.

But don't you mind Nawty 'Old Boy' :-

Obviously you'll never make 'Who's Who'

But you might just make 'What's That'

Come on lad:-

You can do better than this little lot.

Can't you?

**Mathos** · 20-02-2009, 05:29 AM

Flobo bought a chicken and cut up a good few selections of vegetables.

Place the full ckicken and a good mixture of
vegetables as shown into the cooking pot
and leave on the stove to simmer away.

Once it gets cooking the aroma alone is absolutely outstanding.

Almost finished, it's looking superb.

The chicken meat falls off the bones,
you can take them out as you go along.

Spoon it out into a couple of large soup bowls, then enjoy.

**Nawty** · 20-02-2009, 08:21 AM

Don't be embarrassed about the dog licking your balls while eating.

I hear some old guys need stimulation to help with digestion.

You really like those pointy little carrots huh.....just like butt plugs huh ?

**Rural Surin** · 20-02-2009, 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by Mathos

Flobo bought a chicken and cut up a good few selections of vegetables.

Place the full ckicken and a good mixture of
vegetables as shown into the cooking pot
and leave on the stove to simmer away.

Once it gets cooking the aroma alone is absolutely outstanding.

Almost finished, it's looking superb.

The chicken meat falls off the bones,
you can take them out as you go along.

Spoon it out into a couple of large soup bowls, then enjoy.

No bay leaf? How gauche.

**Nawty** · 20-02-2009, 09:00 AM

Yeah.....looks very bland.....but then may suit his lifestyle and eating habits.

Noticed he has made an effort though to keep the tray/placemat......tidy of late.

See, you can teach an old dog new tricks.

**Rural Surin** · 20-02-2009, 12:17 PM

Wonder how much he has taught the dog?

**Nawty** · 20-02-2009, 02:11 PM

Did his dog need eating habit education also ?

**Lily** · 20-02-2009, 03:15 PM

^What is wrong with you blokes?

Bugger off out of the thread if you aren't interested!

**Rural Surin** · 20-02-2009, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by Lily

^What is wrong with you blokes?

Bugger off out of the thread if you aren't interested!

Just having a little 'boy' fun, Lil.....don yen yen, na?

**Nawty** · 20-02-2009, 03:41 PM

But we are interested....vely

**Panda** · 20-02-2009, 05:21 PM

Not nice Nawty and RS.

Mathos would have to be one of the most inoffensive posters here, and he takes the trouble to post pictures for our enjoyment.
I cant for the life of me understand why you blokes are slagging him off.

Sure, Lilly sticks her chin out and asks for a smack around the chops now and again. But if its Lilly you want to stir up, could you do it on another thread without dragging Matos into it?
Its bloody unAustralian to pick on such a nice fella. Lilly of course is fair game.

**Nawty** · 20-02-2009, 09:01 PM

All I did was mention his dirty placemat and the fat grissle in his meal and he got all hoity toity on me.

He started it.

**Mathos** · 20-02-2009, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by Panda

Not nice Nawty and RS.

Mathos would have to be one of the most inoffensive posters here, and he takes the trouble to post pictures for our enjoyment.
I cant for the life of me understand why you blokes are slagging him off.

Sure, Lilly sticks her chin out and asks for a smack around the chops now and again. But if its Lilly you want to stir up, could you do it on another thread without dragging Matos into it?
Its bloody unAustralian to pick on such a nice fella. Lilly of course is fair game.

and Lily wrote:-

^What is wrong with you blokes?

Bugger off out of the thread if you aren't interested!

Cheers lads, but Nawty is OK, I seem to recall dissecting something like him once in biology.

He sets aside a bit of time each day to humiliate himself in public.

**jandajoy** · 20-02-2009, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by Nawty

All I did was mention his dirty placemat and the fat grissle in his meal and he got all hoity toity on me. He started it.

Nope. You started it! Fok off, and play elsewhere. Silly Darwinian.

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