Thread: Chittys Crap Culinary Cuisine

Originally Posted by katie23

^yes. The Gangnam style Korean dish with egg fried rice - I would eat that! And probably dance the Gangnam style dance afterwards. Oppa Gangnam style!

The wings had a Wasabi sauce on, pretty firey.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

The thick sauces hide the green bits on the outside and the chicken is raw and bloody on the inside. don't forget it was the red sticker food he bought.

Busted!

In my defence, it tasted OK at the time.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Just drowning the food in some sauce does not make it look any better.

I beg to differ on that point Monsieur Snubbles.

Gravy and baked beans make the world and one's belly go round.

Originally Posted by katie23

if you were hosting me

You're welcome anytime Katie

Just make sure you bring half a bottle of after dinner digestifs.

No, not the chocolate biscuits stooges

Crispy belly pork , dryair fried and served with a sweet chilli dip..

10/10

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I beg to differ on that point Monsieur Snubbles.

Well, we all know that your taste buds originated in your asshole.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Crispy belly pork , dryair fried and served with a sweet chilli dip..

10/10

now you’re onto something… but did you season them?

Originally Posted by DrWilly

did you season them?

Naturally, with Maltese sea salt, pepper and Tabasca sauce.

Prior to cooking?

Who was the weirdo who used to post up horrendous slop with the tacky placemats in the background? I am starting to think that Chitty and him are related.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Who was the weirdo who used to post up horrendous slop with the tacky placemats in the background?

Pattaya Plies, and I think he had a nick before that. Can't remember what that one was though.

Originally Posted by Neverna

Pattaya Plies

That was it. Chittys uncle?

I think it might be time to put Chitty on ignore again.

I find it a bit alarming. Chits knows he has very high cholesterol levels and is cooking up this stuff.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Two Cornish pasties floating in a sea of baked beans..

Sure they're not Devon pasties? Anyway, that was a goto breakfast for me when I walked the North Cornwall Coastal path many moons ago.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Who was the weirdo who used to post up horrendous slop with the tacky placemats in the background? I am starting to think that Chitty and him are related.

Originally Posted by Neverna

Pattaya Plies, and I think he had a nick before that. Can't remember what that one was though.

1-2 Call.

Originally Posted by aging one

I find it a bit alarming. Chits knows he has very high cholesterol levels and is cooking up this stuff.

He needs an intervention for sure. Pray for chitty

Amen BLD


One egg Pancakes with honey and lemon..

9/10




Dryair fried piri piri pork ribs..

8/10



Beef and ginger stir fry in oyster sauce...

9/10