The BBQing, Grillin, Smoking Mega Thread

[Looper]

can't you get your phone talking to her?

It is possible, I guess, but I think letting a lady read auto-translated messages from your phone as a communication method on a date is courting disaster, as the technology does not work in flight-mode. If a message should arrive from another lady, your current assignation could go down in flames like the Hindenburg. Even if she does not read English the smileys will usually communicate enough to scupper your best laid plans.

Anyway, here is a flag photo for Miss Saigon.



This was taken in December 2018 while I was in the great city. I still remember the street parties going on until all hours when Vietnam beat the Phils in the Asian Cup semi

A Stroll around Saigon

[kingwilly]

Had some friends around.

Chicken, steak and boerwoers.

[Stumpy]

Top grilling there DW. Nowadays I only grill for 1. But still fire it up 2 or 3 times a week for a Ribeye, Chicken, Spicy sausage or a good old fashion burger.

[kingwilly]

I love cooking for a crowd, I often don’t eat or hardly eat when I do. But there’s a certain kind of joy in serving great food.

[Stumpy]

I love cooking for a crowd, I often don’t eat or hardly eat when I do. But there’s a certain kind of joy in serving great food.

I remember those days. More about socializing and having a drink ( especially as the host). Food was secondary and most of the time I ate after folks left.

[cyrille]

Nowadays I only grill for 1.

How come?

[Stumpy]

How come?

My wife doesn't like beef at all. Occasionally chicken but when I do a smokehouse type marinade she passes. Only thing she enjoys is BBQ'd pork ribs.

[cyrille]

Well, that's a relief.

[Stumpy]

Well, that's a relief.

Ohhhh I guess by stating only Q for 1 could be interpreted that my wife is no longer among us. She is alive and well and barking commands as usual...Thanks. And moreover she is the foreman for the upcoming room build for her father. I am staying as far away from that deal as possible. I have told my wife, Man....I hope that I check out around 75. (Sorry Norts). I just can't see waiting and pretending it really matters other then extended SS payments..

[kingwilly]

Jalapeño Burgers for lunch.

[Looper]

^They are about as photogenic as my snags, Willy, but I am sure they tasted good.


On safari Wenzy arvo with a dusky maiden from darkest Ubon Ratchatani



The kangaroos were nose-kissing in the park which was a fair portent for the best laid plans



Miss Ubon wanted to get up close and snuggly with the baby joeys sprouting from the pouches as the joys of spring are in the air



I am always a bit wary of revealing my Thai language skills to a Thai lady in Straya as it seems to sometimes put their suspicious feelers up, but Miss Ubon thought it was hilarious fun that I could recite the Thai alphabet and read her WhatsApp messages from her friends



Slow cook the snags over low glowing coals to avoid any burnt offerings



10 minutes later and she was drooling to get her hands on my greasy dripping wurst



When you have to split the 5th snag you know your snags are winners



She was playing footsie by the fire as the flames licked higher



And we were serenade by a spooky Nok Hook watching from the darkness of the forest as passions finally bubbled over

[Edmond]

Perfectimo.







Others need to up their game.

[bsnub]

Others need to up their game.

Lets take a look at your crappy attempt.

[BLD]

You won't get a shag from that full sized dolly if you spill the sauce on those white pants loopy. Be careful.

[BLD]

Lets take a look at your crappy attempt.

Who are these others you are referring to?eddo

[Looper]

You won't get a shag from that full sized dolly if you spill the sauce on those white pants loopy. Be careful.

They are indeed not very sensible BBQ strides Lao. They were actually stretch jeans. I did not know you could still get them. I had a pair of white stretch jeans in 1983 when I was into The Hurting, by Tears for Fears - still a great album.


A stroll in the Botanic Gardens today with Miss Good Morning Vietnam (without her 3 sons!)



The Romans used to look for omens of upcoming battles in the birdlife behaviour. The priests that did it were called Augurs. Today's park picnic bird activity augured well.



Kangaroo safari had the pouch laden mum looking bemused by the Vietnamese overtures.



A stroll round the lake in the gloaming, The path was a bit overgrown but Miss VietCong's jungle warfare instincts kicked in



Before heading homeward to replenish the reserves with some healthy wholefood carbs



Before going full bore on the artery clogging snags.



I only did 4 since she only ate 1 last time. But I was glad to go hungry when she went for a second today since it reflects well on my snaggleworthy haute cuisine.



The waning gibbous celestial satellite heaved silently into view as the embers and the digesting snags settled

[Edmond]

^ How lovely.

Lets take a look at your crappy attempt.

Lots of my attempts on the thread. Prolly in 3rd or 4th place for the number of home BBQ photos on the thread with Sir Looper, after Willy and Stumpo.


How about yourself, going to repost your decade old ribs from a resto?





That smoke ring does look good.

[NamPikToot]

The Romans used to look for omens of upcoming battles in the birdlife behaviour. The priests that did it were called Augurs. Today's park picnic bird activity augured well.

she's wearing whites so the game is playable

[kingwilly]

Another day, another braai. Had some friends over so chose several different cuts.

Heat with indirect heat before applying flame for the char.

[bsnub]

Prolly in 3rd or 4th place for the number of home BBQ photos on the thread with Sir Looper, after Willy and Stumpo.

How about yourself, going to repost your decade old ribs from a resto?

Keep looking runt. Plenty more pics of mine on here. Back then it all went into the dinner thread.

[Edmond]

Back then it all went into the dinner thread.

Oh.

I didn't realise.


A great victory for BLD Jnr.

[BLD]

Me and snubby are still living rent free in eddos head I see. One would think his life would be action packed . what with having all these gym seshz doing the odd teeny weeny but no
Here he is trying to fuckup willys excellent brai.

[Edmond]

BLD Jnr.

I would like to apologise to all who read this horrid, horrid putdown.

[cyrille]

The kid doesn't deserve that.

No kid deserves that.

[BLD]

The kid doesn't deserve that.

No kid deserves that.

Wtf are you on about cybil?