^ Why?

A great burger is like a great penis I reckon... the best ones are all about the girth.

Doing that to a burger is like fancying a few eggs, but instead of just making a fukkin omelette, you cook 6 fried eggs and stack them on top of each other on a bun, then photograph it for a couple of retarded gluttonous strangers on the Internet to say, yeah, looks great, I'd love to order 3 and ruin my fukkin t shirt