The Baked Bean thread

[Joe 90]

Can't go wrong with beans on a brunch..

[cyrille]

Facebook again?

[NamPikToot]

Snubs is too snobbish to try his poofy Franks Hotsauce on real Bakes Beans, well Franks isn't really Hotsauce in the same way Mercan beans aren't real baked beans.

Real beans, the quality ones which pair so well with toast, cheesy beans on toast, Engrish full cooked, sausage mash and beans, cheesy bean toasty...the list of plates (as mercans call them) of which he is ignorant goes on.

No, if he could stand the sauce then i feel he'd greatly appreciate the sweet, sour, spicy, umami, salty and slightly bitter combo of proper British Baked Beans and Encona (non mercan poofy) hot pepper sauce.

Its becoming problematic for me, i have a bottle at work, a bottle in the car, a bottle to hand such that a smallish (1/2 teaspoon) blob on the back of the hand is becoming a regular event - like snuff or charlie except i lick it off me hand and don't snort it...yet.

So Snubs, get your Encona on and liven your Mrs sex life up when you havent brushed your teeth.

[bsnub]

Mercan beans aren't real baked beans.

You are a delusional crack smoker. HJ Heinz imported them to the UK. It is a fact. Those blue label beanz are the original and they did not sell well in the US because Americans do not get there taste buds from an ashtray.



Clearly you are on the cheap piss with Chitty. What a couple of wankers.

[Joe 90]

Hey Snubbles you bellend, stop projecting because you had baked beans for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the first 16 years of your life till the army canteen gave you a job then you discovered real American cuisine like hotdogs, nachos, burritos and burgers you fat twat.

Crispy Kreme donuts are a delicacy in uour neck of the woods you fat fook.

[hallelujah]

Last Monday for brekky I woke up craving cheesy beans on toast.

And as I had a can in the cupboard, that is exactly what I did.

3 pieces of buttered toast, half a can of beans, grated cheddar cheese and lashings of brown sauce on the top.

[NamPikToot]

Brown fukin sauce, norvern minkie. You need hot chili sauce on that

[hallelujah]

Brown fukin sauce, norvern minkie. You need hot chili sauce on that

Chili fucking sauce instead of brown sauce on cheesy beans?!?!?!?!?

Wash your mouth out.

[bsnub]

Hey Snubbles you bellend, stop projecting because you had baked beans for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the first 16 years of your life

You really need to come to the US and go to Detroit to get an idea about American culture. You are the personification of white trash.

[bsnub]

[Joe 90]

You really need to come to the US and go to Detroit to get an idea about American culture. You are the personification of white trash.

That's rich coming from a basement dweller who only ventures out once a month for a free meal and spends the rest of his time in a cultural vacuum gaming and watching live streams of drones killing people in Ukraine .

I fear your blood sugar levels have dropped General Snubbles.

Have you run out of piss you call beer there, best get a deliveroo of Krispy Kreme donuts you fat Uncultured twat

[Thetyim]

Calling all Baked Beans experts
I need you help

Does any know what this date stamp means?
5 : 2023 and then 2044 underneath ( see pic)

Should I give them to the dog?

[Molle]

Should I give them to the dog?

The answer is too long, google it yourself "how long before an unopened tin of hp beans go bad"

[Mendip]

^ Chitty will take them, don't worry about the dates.

[NamPikToot]

Calling all Baked Beans experts
I need you help

Does any know what this date stamp means?
5 : 2023 and then 2044 underneath ( see pic)


Should I give them to the dog?

if the tin isn't deformed they are ok

[Thetyim]

if the tin isn't deformed they are ok

If I stop posting then can you pay for my funeral

[Thetyim]

The tins are still within date, none are dented and there is no sign of any rusting.
However they taste "off" and smell not right

I have put almost a full case of them down the toilet
I will not be buying any more of that brand
Heinz only from now on

[Molle]

Heinz only from now on

I'm all for Branston, they have a bit more taste