Thread: Drunk food

What did you eat when you were drunk there?

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

^ Was a joke , I never see drunk rabbits
.

Oh really?

You dont say.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

What did you eat when you were drunk there?

I don’t remember getting too drunk in Scotland, but some of the food is calorie laden like sausage rolls and deep fried mars bars.

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

I don’t remember getting too drunk in Scotland, but some of the food is calorie laden like sausage rolls and deep fried mars bars.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

It's a lower calorie starter in Scotland.

As dirk says, this is actually diet food in Glasgow.

^ its cold up there and Scots are genetically predisposed to snaffle 5000 Cals a day, they needed to to keep warm in their skirts. Now with the modern convenience of central heating the Antarctic explorer diet is playing against them.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ its cold up there and Scots are genetically predisposed to snaffle 5000 Cals a day

Fortunately, there's always heroin addiction to help keep the calories off.

well its certainly not work

Originally Posted by malmomike77

well its certainly not work

It's Saturday, I've just cracked open the beers and it's time to have some fun!

Headworx is getting a bit lairy on his shacklebanging thread, so we'll deal with him first, eh?

We can come back to the sweaties later.

Come in Chitty!

Dirk don't take offence, they say one in every 135 scots is a genetic throw back to Anglo and finds themselves incapable of spending life on the couch

None taken, we are very proud of our dietary approach back in Scotland.

the more expensive gas and oil gets the healthier Scots get, just wait till Nichola 1st works that out

Originally Posted by Joe 90

The place down under so HW can really have something to moan abou

he is a catholic

Originally Posted by malmomike77

he is a catholic

Ho idea, but I'm sure he's had a bit of Catholicism rammed down his throat in Pattaya!

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Ho idea, but I'm sure he's had a bit of Catholicism rammed down his throat in Pattaya!

Seems like you have the first word of this thread downpat. But given this thread is in the kitchen, a bit of decorum might be in order. eh?

Yo Gordon Ramsay in da house

Originally Posted by malmomike77

they needed to to keep warm in their skirts

Haha, I always wondered what they wore under those kilts? I heard that historically they wear nada underneath.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

we are very proud of our dietary approach back in Scotland.

So what drunk food would you normally eat?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I'm sure he'd scoff a deep fried Haggis

Haggis puddings are to be scoffed and not scoffed at.

Do you go home after a night out and make a pot of tea? :P

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

I heard that historically they wear nada underneath.

^^ lmao..there is an odd man out there.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Doner Kebabs, Pizza, Doner Kebab Pizza, Battered Pizza, Battered Doner Kebab Pizza, Red Pudding, White Pudding, Haggis Pudding, 10 Massive Popadoms, Onion Bahjis with Scottish/Pink Pakora Sauce, Fish n Chips if it's not too late, maybe a King Rib or a Mock Chop, If it's really late/early morning due to casino action then freshly baked Macaroni/Chicken Curry/Haggis and Skirlie/Scotch/Mince/Chicken Pies, Mac Cheese, Stovies, and if the night really didn't go so well then cornflakes in jail

Quite a mix lol.. i'll pass on Haggis pudding.

My favorite drunk food in Thailand is one of them street kebabs. Daggum them things are awesome!

^ I just love a jar of cockles. On my list in a couple of weeks.