Thread: Manwiches

Originally Posted by Dillinger

^ ^Nice variety there.

Just woke after a nasty nightmare about covid of which could probably be down to a late evening cheese and ham toastie.

Gonna pop downstairs now and make one of those Viking open tops.

I note there's no cheese on those

What you really mean to say is that you were dreaming of vikings, weren't you?

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

But the Akvavit?

Practice on the Lao Khao , or dump it in the freezer first as some of the lightweights do.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Please fuck and no!

Yes; usually in that order

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Akvavit

Is that the rotten fish you see everyone rolfing over on Facebook?





Nom nom nom

Tak, Helge

Aqua vitae /ˌækwə ˈviːtæ/ (Latin for "water of life") .....

Originally Posted by hallelujah

What you really mean to say is that you were dreaming of vikings, weren't you?

Manchester United 3 v 0 West Bromwich Albion, League Division One Matchday 29, 22nd February 1986, Season 1985-1986, Venue:Old Trafford

Jesper, but I'll never forget this one

^ Had to stop that at 3-2

So when you two think of food, you think of blokes getting sweaty?

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Manchester United 3 v 0 West Bromwich Albion, League Division One Matchday 29, 22nd February 1986, Season 1985-1986, Venue:Old Trafford

Not much of a viking was our Jesper. More of a ladyboy really.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Not much of a viking was our Jesper. More of a ladyboy really.

A Danish weakling
Jesper Blomqvist on the other hand was the real thing.

Originally Posted by lom

Jesper Blomqvist on the other hand was the real thing.

...a ladyboy?...

Something I've been meaning to try for ages, salad cream and HP mixed.



Went down really well on chicken
Recommended

^ was that a Sausages recommendation?, i seem to recall he came out with something a bit left field ages ago.

^ it was indeed. Classy aint it?


The hot cross manwich

Redded.

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

Redded.

Well deserved.

What next? Crumpets with ice cream?

That Frankenstein creation isn't even even worth a David Bellion. ;-)

Originally Posted by lom

A Danish weakling

Maybe he fell in the Surstrømming Pot as a child.

We can't all be big and strong as Zlatan Ibrahimovitzson.

Heja

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Something I've been meaning to try for ages

I think you need to step it up a bit. Go for a Frey Bentos and Pot Noodle sandwich on Ciabatta.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

I think you need to step it up a bit. Go for a Frey Bentos and Pot Noodle sandwich on Ciabatta.

...with some baked beans on top.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

...with some baked beans on top.

and a kilo of melted proper vintage cheddar on top.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

and a kilo of melted proper vintage cheddar on top.

Now we're talking. A splodge of brown sauce on top as well.

Prefer that on the side really. Or Apricot Jam *














*that reference is what's known in the industry as a callback.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Prefer that on the side really. Or Apricot Jam *

*that reference is what's known in the industry as a callback.

...so, you mean the inappropriate capitalization then...

Manwich, just because of how much went into one sandwich. Also get the thread back on the right track..

Technically, that's a wrap, not a manwich!