Thread: A Poem 4 Crusty...

then they saw Crusty's prolapse hanging out bright and pink

Some soi dogs gathered drawn by the stench.
So Crusty in fear climbed on a bench.

There she lay, incurring the ire
Of those all around, sat burning a tire

She oiked up her skirt and let out a yell,

then the dogs knob poped out and oh what a bell

When the dogs turned tail and ran for the hills.
Some little Thai woman appeared and gave her a bill.

A bill she screamed and why is that?
Well who fvcks gunna clean up your scat?

^

On bended knee crusty scrubbing away,

To clean up her scat coz she couldnt pay.

Then along came a punter a gullible twat,

and said I'll clean that scat for a ride on your back.

^ Brilliant.

Crusty squealled with such joy,
As she contently watched her new boy.

Scrubbing and polishing working up such a lather.
Slow down my dear I need some man batter.

So up jumped the jumped the punter as quick as a flash,

and whipped off her panties exposing her gash.

His joy turn to sorrow, his moth opened wide,

as he reached down and push Crusty's prolapse back inside.

His concern turned to fear, as his hand popped out of her ear,
Crusty eased his fear as she ordered a beer.

Now step aside and out of my way.
With your arm up my bum you will have to pay.

Superb mate

So he reach down low just as far as he could

to search for his wallet but he had wood.

Now Crusty's head was forced down on top of his cock,

as his wallet was in the top of his sock.

^ Fuck I'm enjoying this .

Now with his arm up her bum and Crusty's head on his knob.
Frank the punter was thinking about his new job.

We can tour with this and I'll invite my sister.
With her in tow we can play porno-twister.

^a little sick, good but sick


So in the middle of Nana they put on their show,

and the sexpats threw up and got up to go.

Wait! shouted crusty you've seen not seen my best trick,

Then she unzipped poor Frank and bit off his Prick.

Seeing this all the girls in Butterfly's Bar let out a groan,
As they all in unison reached down and grabbed their own bone.

Content in the fact they were still all intact.
Urged Crusty upstairs where they made a pact.

They showed crusty their pricks with pride and delight,

"Seeing Franks prick biten off gave us such a fright."

Dont worry said crusty "I know the crack"

You too earn your living, with farang on your back.

She told them about those cvnts on Teakdoor,
Loy Toy, Shitdigit and many more.

They hate me because I'm so fvcking nice.
The Katoeys were not listening they were eating their rice.

Are you hungry one said as crusty was speaking,

"I'd love to eat rice but my arse keeps on leaking".

"It's Larv's fault she shreeked, those vicking are rough",

"but when I fisted his arse he wasnt so tough".

Crusty expression changed as she thought about Larv,
Between Nawty, JJ and Larv couldn't tell them apart.

Best I leave you now girls and thanks for the yack.
Gotta re-attach this onto my boyfriend Frank.

But Frank wasnt there, a bloody mess on the floor,
He'd been carried off by some ladyboy whore.

She searched high and low, and then looked in the loo,
Where poor Frank was squatting and the lady boy too.

Oh what a sight crusty saw, and she let out a gasp,
A ladyboy hanging out of dickless Franks arse.

Never missing a chance Crusty had a smoke.
Spread eagled over Frank she thought of a joke.

With that bloke up your arse you can give me head.
I can film it all and make a new "get out of jail" thread.

I'll do it said Frank, but dont film my stump,
as the ladyboy up him continued to hump.

Crusty lowered herself, down onto Franks mouth,
As he mumble I'm not sure this is good for my health.

Your health you bastard you know what I've been through?
I have to bite my shithouse door when I have a poo.

Now give me some tongue you dickless bastard,
And don't you heave as you suck my mustard.

^ Aghh!


So Frank stuck out his tounge to lick crusty's gash,
How happy he was he'd been on the lash.

He could suck and nibble crusty's rancid old quim,
He could wake in the morning, not remembering a thing.

oh what a night, old crusty sure gave the tourists a fright
but now it was time to go with cockless frank sadly in tow
back to phuket showing no regret nor remorse
'don,t worry frank' said crusty i can still fuck me horse

Frank started to buck and proceeded to choke,
He's dentures had moved and were stuck in his throat.

Crusty moved with precision just like a physician,
Frank's dentures were hoovered out just like a magician.

Frank went to a clinic his cock in hand,
with crusty to help him, as he couldnt stand.

The blood loss was draining, the hangover severe,
and worst of all now, he knew he was queer.