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    Knickers nicker irascibly coveted Keiths eviscerated rotting sphincter

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    Sphincter piercings have internal nodes causing turd exit ruptures.

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    Ruptures, unexplained, Perhaps tarts undies really exploded sensationally?

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    Sensationally entering naked Sally and Terry invited other nudist activists, lesbians,ladies, Yugoslavians.

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    Yugoslavians usually get off somewhat lightly. And virtually indestructable Australians never surrender.

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    Surrender under Regimental Regulations ensured navy deserters equitable rations.

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    Rations are temporary interventions offsetting near starvation.

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    Starvation, torture, and regular vomiting are the instruments of necromancers.

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    necromancers essentially create rare obedience, meaning all naive creationists emerge radically salaaming

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    salaaming arabs leaves an aftertaste. Mindless inbred nomadic goatfuckers

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    Goatfuckers often ask the fedaheen undressing camels "kaffir ever rape sheep?"

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    Sheep humping excites Egyptian peasants

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    Peasants, especially arab shitheads, are never that smart.

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    Smart mammals are really tempestuous.

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    smart monkeys assemble rocket tailpieces

    Darn it.....I'm feeling tempestuous

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    Tailpieces attached into long pipes invariably exhaust crap, even smoke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    tempestuous.
    Tempestuous erotic moments permeate every seaside town, uplifting ordinary university sluts.


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    Sluts love using tomato smoothies.

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    ^ More detail, please. And pics...

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    Smoothies make old ornery Thais happy. I'd enjoy some.

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    Some old masturbators ejaculate.

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    Too slow.

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    Ejaculate joyfully...
    Amen!
    Cum unreservedly...
    Lord, amen!
    Transfuse eggs!


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    Eggs give gaseous sulphur.

    (Hydrogen sulphide, H2S)

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    sulphur underground literally permeates Hell....until Redemption.

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