Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

nightcaps included gin highballs, tequilas, cinzano and pea soup.

Soup offends unrepentent piemen.

piemen included eric morecambe's eldest nephew.

Nephew's engagement party had everyone wasted.

Wasted and stressed tossers eventually discombobulate

Discombobulate insects severely, causing overt miasma, breathlessness, orgiastic behaviour undulating lopsidedly and then, extermination.

extermination x-rays terminate every rabid mouse in nearly all trials. Its only natural.

Natural allure turns us randy animals lascivious.

Lascivious aardvarks screw coatimundis in various incredibly outlandish, unusual sodomies

Originally Posted by ENT

seamingly.

ENT's had a few drinkies again.

Let's deem that last word to be "seemingly"

Seemingly Ent's enthusiasm meant inaccuracy, needlessly giving Latindancer yoicks.

Yoicks often inseminated cocksucking Knaresborough slappers.

slappers lounge around Peters pool, each reminiscing stupidly.

Stupidly, the unrivalled prancing Italianate dago, Latindancer's yammering.

Yammering at meals means everyone rudely interrupts Neil's guzzling.

Guzzling up Zimbabwean Zinfandel left Irene nuzzling giraffes.

Giraffes invite rambunctious animals for fondling every Saturday.

Saturday's autumn trees, unashamedly rosey, dun and yellowing.

Yellowing eventually leaves Louise optically wane instigating nervous gesturing.

Gesturing eventually summonses the usually reluctant idiotic new gardener.

gardener and resourceful duchess enjoyed nightly erotic rumpy-pumpy.

Rumpy-pumpy usually means pumping young predatorily unusual, morally promiscuous youngsters

youngsters odorous underwear now give sister teresa extremely righteous sensations.

sensations enrage normal souls around town. Idiots often need stomping.