Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

About bothering over untidy toenails

Toenails, only ever nasty are ingrown, looking septic.

septic enlarged penis, terribly inconvenient condition.

Condition, once negotiated does include terms in one's nuptials.

Nuptials utterly prevent tomorrow's ideas about lifes satisfactions

satisfactions are terribly important, sometimes fornication and cunnilingual tonguing improve our notional sensibilities.

Sensibilities enabled nurture sensual illicit bonking in libraries in turn irking everyone's saneness.

Sensibilities emit no sudden impulse because it lacks in the idiots expressing spontenaity.

spontenaity provides old nonegenarians the energy normally allowed in their youth.

Youth often unsettles thespian homosexuals

homosexuals often mince on stilettos, enjoying x-rated ugly anal love simultaneously

Simultaneously inserting multiple utensils leans towards a nasty ego, or unusually sordid labido yearnings

Yearnings experienced appraising registered nurses intimates never get satisfied

Satisfied after Terry inserted several fingers into Elain's derriere.

Derriere eh? readers recognize immaturity effortlessly. Rather etranger....

Etrainger 'tis really annoying in no great 'effin reasoning (other than - we have to move on man, 35,000 replies and this one had us stumped dude)

Reasoning eric always sucked on natalies impressive nipples gluttonously

gluttonously layering untold Tim tams over nine obese Ukraine sluts lovely Yeastcakes

Yeastcakes, even almond sultana style, tempted cathy and kevin every september.

September easily pleases Tony, even Mandy, before eating raisinbread.

Raisinbread, alan insisted, sadly increases nocturnal bloodflow renally, eventually allowing dehydration

Dehydration eventually harms yodeling, drinking real ale 'til inebriation offers notoriety.

Notoriety often tempts obsequiousness, revealing inate egomania then yobbishness.

Yobbishness only becomes boring in seven hours. Never examine satire seriously.

seriously enormous rats in our upstairs shitter love Yankees