Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

Yesterday Eve sucked Terry's eighter rather dandily after yachting.

Yachting around Chicago's harbour, then imbibing nice gin.

Gin is nightmarish.

Nightmarish is getting high, then muffdiving a royalist in some hovel.

Hovel outside Vientiane exudes 'Laos'.

Laos allows opium smoking.

smoking marijuana or khat is no good

Good on old Dave!

dave administers vaginal excitation.

Excitation? Xylophonic clitoral incitement takes a trannie into orgasmic nirvana.

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Announces nothing new, orchestrating uneducated noodle chompers' eternal servitude

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Savannah attracts visitors, although nosey newbies annoy hippos.

Hippos in Portsmouth prefer older slappers.

Slappers love amazingly plump people, especially randy Scotsmen

Scotsmen can offer the slappers many enjoyable nights.

nights in glasgow humping terrifying scotswomen

Scotswomen curse often, topping Scouser wives' oaths - mercilessly, endlessly nagging!

Nagging at gents gives Irene nightly gratification

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Yelping excitedly, ladies perform indecently nubile gyrations

Gyrations youngster really are the instigators of naughty sexings.