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Notice our team is creaming England.

England now generates lonely and naive dudes.

Dudes unite doing exciting stunts.

Stunts tried using neighbour's toilet surprised.

Surprised undertaker reaching phantom , ran in silence , evidently discombobulated

Discombobulated, in such confusion, old men break open barriers under latrines and take extra dumps.

Dumps unwanted merchandise ,probably shampoo

Shampoo helped a man probing open orifice.

orifice ready if food is coloured emerald

emerald mother Eire roves affectionately , lets dance .

Dance all night - complimentary Ecstasy.

Ecstasy can sharpen teenage animation ,someone yclept

Yclept, 'cat!' Lazy English puss tiptoed.

Tiptoed in pie-eyed Tibby overdosed eating dandelion

'Dandelion,' a naked dancer exclaimed, 'let it out. Now!'

Now or Wednesday?

Wednesday England's downtrodden newbies earned some dosh annoying yobbos.

Yobbos only break balls on Sundays !

Sundays usually necessitate daydreaming after yawning secretly.

secretly entered childrens recreation enclosure. They liked yoyoing.

Yo-yoing on yaks only interested naughty Genghis.

Genghis essentially never gets horny instead salivating.

salivating and licking into vanilla always tasty ,i'm not greedy.

Greedy really early develops yperite.

yperite poison enrages rebels into throwing explosive