Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

Yesterday everyone saw the English royals dallying around Yeovil.

Yeovil eventually offered vehicles incorporating levitation.

Levitation ended vertical incapacitation. That always trumps inactive object news.

NEWS establishes world's spherical.

Spherical people have eaten ravenously, ingesting calorie accentuated lunches.

"Lunches usually need chilis," happynz emphatically shouted.

shouted, hooting out until tired, eventually drooping



(Ok...I've set it up for a raunchy one. Over to Taxexile).....

Drooping roses or orchid primula incline near geraniums.

Geraniums? Echhh! Really amorous Northern Irishmen use marijuana seeds.

Seeds eaten, eventually digested somewhat.

Somewhat overly melted Edam wasted horribly a toasty.

Toasty, original and sensationally tasty, yum!

yum until masticated

Masticated arseholes settle troublesomely inside convulsing abdominal tracts, eventually disintegrating.

Disintegrating is so intolerable. I never thought eating geraniums rational. All terribly irrational. Nauseous gimmicks.

Gimmicks IMO, make many industry cowboys kawk suckers.

Suckers underestimate cock killing enzymes' rancid smegma.

Smegma masks every girl's minge aroma.

aroma reinforced oriental, mystical atmosphere

Atmosphere tempers many organized singing performances hugely, especially rural eisteddfodau.

Eisteddfodau is so tawdry. Every drunkard drinks from old disused army urinals.

Eisteddfodau (plural) are etc....

Urinals retched into nightly are lavatorialy suspect.

Suspect unusually spelt plurals entirely contrived today.

^ Bollix.

Today our dog ate yellowhammers.

Yellowhammers elope lovingly, loving olde worlde hayfields and merry meadows. Exotic relocation shunned.