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    yard arrests replica Drumpf

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    Drumpf ranted until merkel promised fellatio.

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    oral rates anal lower

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    Jeez...I wish you guys would punctuate !


    Lower orifices wither ecstatic "refuellers"

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    Refuellers extinguishes fire under engine letting ladies escape running screaming
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    Screaming " C U N T " really excites Ant. Meanwhile, really intense nonsense gathers *

    * Referring to Smeg's impending reply

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    Gathers arms then he exterminates Russian spies.

    Pues, aquí estamos.

    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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    spies perform increasingly effective subterfuge.

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    Subterfuge , underhandedness, becomes the everyday response from unfriendly goons everywhere.
    “Is it not written in your Law, ‘I said, you are gods’? John 10:34.

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    Everywhere violence erupts risking your welfare, however emergency room endures
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    Endures needless danger under repeated enemy sorties.
    “Is it not written in your Law, ‘I said, you are gods’? John 10:34.

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    Sorties on rebel trenches informing every soldier
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    soldier on leave drove into eastern russia

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    Russia underestimated Slovinias strength in artillery
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    Artillery rounds terrified inhabitants lying low escaping rampaging yellowshirts.
    “Is it not written in your Law, ‘I said, you are gods’? John 10:34.

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    Yellowshirts encouraged looting leaving old windows shattered, however in riots they suffered.
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    Suffered until femmes fatales exhibited rough erotic delights.
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    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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    Delights everyone laughing in giggles howling to surprises
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    Surprises upset recumbent people resting in silence, enjoying summertime.
    “Is it not written in your Law, ‘I said, you are gods’? John 10:34.

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    Summertime underwent massive meteorological el-nino, resulting turbulence is mostly enshrouded
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    Enshrouded Nefertiti sent horny Romans on uselessly dangerous escapades. Despicable!

    Pues, aquí estamos.

    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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    Despicable executioner severes penis instantly creating a blood letting explode!
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    Your 6.12 pm post was excellent, Stinky.

    Had a few beers after that ?

    "Sever" = to cut

    And perhaps we should deem the last word to be "explosion" ?

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