Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

Salads around Lapland are decidedly scarce.

Scarce carrots attract ravenous cannibal eating.

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Garden area rarely designed exclusively naturally.

naturally adorned Titania usually roamed around London looking youthful

Largely annoying respected gamers, ENT loves "Ys".

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"Ys" surprise!

Surprise unexpectedly reveals possible risky incidents secretly executed.

Executed Xara efficiently, causing undeniably, totally effective death

death erases all things, hopefully

Hopefully one pint effectively fouls up lager louts' yobbishness.

Yobbishness often becomes boorish incrementally, smearing happy numpties empty simple soliloquies.

Soliloquies often leave introverted listeners offloading quaaludes -- usually if ENT's speaking.

Speaking Portuguese enables assorted kooks in negotiating Goanese.

Goanese officials announced nude exhibitionism should end.

End nude driving.

Driving rarely involves vehicles ingesting nitrogen gas.

Gas all Somalians!

Somalians overseas make a living in assisting nail-bomb suicides.

Suicides using innocent children is dastardly, even shameful.

Shameful harlots arrange many escapades faithfully undertaking licentiousness.

Licentiousness in China encourages novices to impressive orgasms. Unintentionally, some novices exhibit stupendous squirting.

Squirting queers usually irritate randy thespians if not gay.

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