Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

Supposedly using peppers pissed off supposedly educated dietitians like Yvonne.

Yvonne vomited on Noni's new ermine.

Ermine robes make interesting new embellishment.

Embellishment makes boring entertainment less lugubrious, inevitably,... similarly hyped mummery entertains numpties tremendously.

Tremendously regretful, ENT made everyone noticeably depressed or unusually sadly listless, y'know.

Y'know Ken needs old women.

Women offered men extra nookie.

Nookie or orgiastic kinetics, is entertaining.

Entertaining Nobody, The Englishman Recently Tied An Inflexible Noose, Imagining Neck Growth

Growth rarely offers width to honeysuckle.

Honeysuckle on neighboring estates yielded some unwanted caterpillars, killing lettuces everywhere.

Everywhere vegans enjoy roasted yams, whereas herbivores eat raw elderberries.

Eating large deer enables righteous bitches early return rights in early September.

Ahem. Advanced acronyms, SK.

Elderberries love deer; enabling righteous bitches' early return rights in early September.

(You're welcome )

September experienced perfect temperatures encouraging massive beer enjoyment rendezvous.

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Rendezvous entailing nearly disastrous, exuberant zithering vacated our summerhouse.

Summerhouse...Usually means merrymaking, even ribald horseplay, offering unusual, surprising exhibitions.

Exhibitions xenophobically hosted, inhibit business intricacies, thwarting innovative organizations' nascent surfacing.

Surfacing underneath Russian frigates American commandos installed nine grenades.

Grenades rolled ever nearer and destroyed every sub-machinegun.

Sub-machinegun under bed makes all crazy hillbillys incredibly nasty, eventually getting unusually nocturnal.

nocturnal occupations can turn usually rational nymphos alarmingly lascivious.

Lascivious ardent sirens can instigate vaious intrigues on unsuspecting scallywags.