ligaments in genital area may extend normally through stretching.
ligaments in genital area may extend normally through stretching.
Stretching togs really embarrass those chunky heifers. It's not glamorous.
glamorous little amorous morons often render overly unsuitable sexuality
sexuality, explained Xerxes, usually allows licentiousness in tribal Yemenites
Yemenites
ever mentally exhausted never ignore teaching everybody sadomasochism
Sadomasochism attracts deviants or maybe antisocial sexual outcasts. Can't have it so mainstream.
Mainstream alien invasion nutters saw three rasta extraterrestrials admiring marijuana
Marijuana aids rejuvenation in jaded, ugly and naive adults.
adults dont understand "low temperature sensitization"
Sensitization escalates near severe injury to irritable zebras ailing testicles instantly obliging neutering
Last edited by Stinky; 28-10-2015 at 03:51 PM.
^gimme a break! thats rubbish. you can do better than that!
Yes you're right, I added an s to zebra, much better now
Neutering eunuchs under thirteen entails reaming internally, neutralising gonads.
* I wasn't going to post this one as I thought it was pretty crap, so thanks to Stinky for lowering the bar for me
Gonads offered Neanderthals amusing daytime sport
sport porourts only reardoor teasers
teasers eh? ahh shoot 'em real stinky!
(poetic licence applied for on taser spelling)
(Poetic license is good, we like poetic license)
Stinky twat is nurturing kinky yearnings
y-earnings, earned annually, requiring nightly investments, nurture generous satisfaction
yearnings exacerbated Arnolds rampant necrophiliac inclinations notwithstanding gravediggers squeamishness.
Satisfaction achieving tantric intensity stops fuckers actually cumming together, intentionally or not.
^^ not on-time taxexile...
Taxexile - a xenaphobic expatriate xenophile in little England.
(It's only an acronym, tax! )
^
England needs Georgians like arseholes need dicks!
Sex exhausts xenophiles
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