Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

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Surprises usually riles punks reacting indecently sending everyone scattering.

Scattering causes acute tension to english ringpieces in Nigerian goals

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Savour and value our university rebels

rebels estimate babes every lousy saturday

Saturday and Thursday, until recently, Duncan assisted Yugoslavians.

Yugoslavians underwent great ordeal since letting absolute villains infiltrate all national structures

"Structures to Ruin!". Unprecedented carnage takes urban rebellion...Enemy Syria!

Syria? You'd retreat if attacked.

Attacked titty trekker's arses citing Koran elements deliriously.

"Deliriously edible", laughed Ingrid, rummaging inside of Ulrika's singularly large yoni.

Yoni?? Outrageous nomenclature...Indian?

Indian nightclubbers decided it ain't normal.

Normal orgasms rarely mean anal liquefaction

Liquefaction is quite unknown except for alcoholics crapping treacley instead of normally

Normally Oliver ran miles after lovingly licking younkers.

Younkers old undernourished necrotic kingdom enabling rapist sodemites

Sodemites? Oh dear. Every man in Thailand evades sex.

(Or with the correct spelling!)

Sodomites? Oh dear. Old men in Thailand eschew sex.

sexists encounter Xerxes

Xerxes educates rock xylophone exponents studiously

Studiously translating university documents, Ian overlooked Ursula's sexual longings yesterday.

Yesterday, Ericas succulent twat ecstatically received Davids alarming yard-long.

yard-long and roughly drawn, longswords often needed grappling....

Grappling rowdy and pissed punters left Irving noticeably gasping.