Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

sensations evade normal souls although they invite our nominal solicitations.

Solicitations often leave innocent customers inconvenienced, tired and testy in ordinarily negotiable situations.

solicitations offering licentious illicit congress in Thailand appeal to Indians on nominal stipends

Stipends to implement purchases eventually need dividing sagaciously.

Sagaciously arranging gateaux around cafes increased our underperforming sales last year.

Year endings attract revellers.

Revellers expect vodka. Everybody likes liquor, especially Russian sailors.

Sailors almost invariably lose out returning shipwards.

Shipwards ho! It's pirate war, aaargh...rotten dirty scoundrels.

Scoundrels cowering out under nooks' deeps, retreat, entirely lost, spectacularly.

Spectacularily posting essentially crap, the arse continually uploads lunacy arguing really insane lies. Yikes!

Yikes! Iced kool-aid effervesces spectacularly.

Spectacularly poking Elaine, Christophers todger actually contacted uterine lumen, aggressively releasing lumpy yoghurt.

Yoghurt or green havarti, undoubtedly rancid, tempting!

Tempting Elaine, Michaels penis twitched invitingly, nectar glistening.

Tempting every member, posting terrible insults, needless gamesmanship.

Gamesmanship aroused Melanie, especially suggestive movements and nightime salaciousness hopefully involving pornography.

Gamesmanship and manliness elude Siamese males. Asian nationals seldom help innocent people

People eventually offer perplexed loners entertainment.

Entertainment, now that everybody's returned to America, is not memorable, erotic, nor titillating.

Titillating intimately, Theresa lovingly licked and tickled Isobels 'normous gash.

Gash always 'spensive *hic*

(Happy New Year Acronym Addicts!)

*Hic* implies coughing.

Coughing out ungodly gobs hurts. It's nasty goop.

Goop or old porridge?