Don't you have a calendar?
Are you seeking a date RSVP?
Aren't dates and nuts quite the mix?
White or dark?
Sweet or bitter?...

Large or small?...
Tweedle Dee or Tweedle Dum?...
Will you guarantee your plumbing?
Which plumbing is which?

Are you safety conscious?...

Would you ride a buffalo?...

Is it a female?...

It would be your buffalo, innit?...
Can my plumber screw you buffalo into my bison?

Plumb crazy, innit?...
Do you need a Master Plumber or would an apprentice suffice?...
Do you have deep pockets?...
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