Just who's who in Who'sville?...
Just who's who in Who'sville?...

Does the Grinch live there?...
Green guy, funny hat?...

Does he play baseball?...
Has he been taken out to the ballgame?...

Did they buy him some peanuts and cracker jack?...
How's Elvis?

He's left the building, innit?...
Did he join the skydiving Elvis impersonators flying squad incognito?...

How many Elvises are there?...
Do they all wear sunglasses?...

And blue suede shoes?...
the proverbial uniform-of-the-day, but the question remains,
Who packed your parachute?...

Was it done in a fudge factory?...
Is the parachute packing plant located in Hershey?...

Home of the Nittany Lions?...
Don't you prefer the Lionesses?...

To what?...
The lions and tigers and bears, oh my. Was Dorothy a lioness?...
...or a pussy?
or, perhaps a feline femme fatale?...

Wasn't she Toto's lover?...
Wasn't Toto neutered?...

Is it Caitlyn now, as well?...
Caitlyn gets a "courage" award, eh.Just what am I missing here?...
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