Dixie?...

Don't you wish you were there?...
the land of cotton?...

And boll weevils?...
How long are jail terms in TD?
How long is a piece of string?...

Would you like some string?...

Guitar, innit?...
EADGBE - anyone can tune a guitar.
But, can you tune a fish?...
Will Cheap Trick ever get voted into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame?
Just how "cheap" can a trick be?...
Can you afford a 'Camel toe' ?

Were they the first band to tour Japan?...(I Want You To Want Me)...
I don't bend that way, sorry.

That's not a question, innit?...
But can you consistently bank your turds off the back of the toilet?...
as old as the Lloyds Bank Turd?...

How does he do that?...
Dey go thru the rain and dey go thru the snow but when dey go flat dey go wop, wop, wop ... Right?

An Italian postman?...
the barber of Seville?...

Does he have a pole for the ladies?...
Oh, those Italians. Didn't he have a six chair no wait policy with a dancing girl in attendance?...
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