Can't I be impartial?
Can't I be impartial?

are you a fence sitter?
Would sitting on a fence give the game away?
Fencing?


Is it a paling fence?
Do you take the dancing wombat seriously?![]()

No I don't, but do you prefer dancing or fencing?
Which has more finesse?

Is it possible to combine the both and dance with a broadsword?
what else have danced with ?

do you mean me?
Do you enjoy Scottish sword dancing?

Is a claymore a scottish sword that dances?
Isn't it the dancing sword?

how long have the scots had dancing swords
wasn't it it since the fighting stopped?

what about their dirks, do they also dance?
Aren't dirks simply kept in a sock?

if so wouldn't the dirk make holes in them?
If the socks were long enough they mightn't present an obstacle to said dirk, don't you think?

But isn't it the trend nowadays to wear ankle socks?
Does a Scot wear knickers?

would that be a scot of the male or female gender?
Have you ever heard of female knickerless Scots sword dancers carrying dirks in their ankle socks?
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