
Woof, Woof woof growl yelp woof?
Did you eat something that doesn't agree with you?
If my dog has no nose...how does it smell?
dont all dogs smell?

Do dogs wear aftershave?

Do they even wear make-up?
Maybe just a bit of deodorant occasionally?
what like on special occasions?
What's this fukking thread all about? I want to ask how's your fukking Xmas going?
Do you think it's about fvcking?
What is your dog getting for Christmas?
Could he handle a drumstick?

Can he phone your cat first before answering?
Can the cat speak?
Has your dog considered a career in show business?
Could it stand all the pressures without turning to drugs?
On the matter of drugs,does your dog prefer "doggie downers" or "puppy uppers"?

Or yah bah mah?

Does your dog keep the key to the medicine cupboard around his neck?
would it be considered a guard dog if it did?
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