why don't you try it first, I'm on a diet?

why don't you try it first, I'm on a diet?
I don't like sweets. Why are you on a diet?
Why don't you go on a strict diet of sourkraut and beef jerkey flavoured jelly beans?

urmm...sounds like pickle and a jerk to me, Do they go together?
What do you think of my pickle and ice cream diet?
Last edited by mooncake; 26-10-2009 at 12:48 PM.

knock knock.....Where the heck is everyone gone to?
When I'm here, you all should be here!!!
...*hands on hips pose*...

Why?...you no like me talking about my pickle?

Should I talk about my mashamallow salad instead?....huh

Do you want to hear a song?
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oOooo nevermind, here's one anyway
*ahem ahem*....sorry just trying to clear my throat a bit.
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Here goes...
samsamsamay samay mardah, samay samay lay oh
repeat 10x
ok I'm off shopping now, got to use my gathering instincts to the fullest ...hehe
tata
moon
When you say, repeat 10x..........do you mean the melody[?] ,or BELCH 10 TIMES?

BELCH?
Is that The National Aussie Anthem?...........by all means![]()

Oh, so we are doing songs now?
*cough*
Got yer blood group baby and I know your address
Got pills from the Doctor 'cos uh bin under stress,
Salt on me lips and a hand in me pocket
pain in me brain and a finger in the socket..............
does this mean i have to sing too?
Do the above posts mean Mooncake ate a bag of jellybeans too?

Does this mean I don't have to sing any more?
Is "Tie me kangaroo down" an Australian love song?
why? does it excite you?
Is it at least a girl kangaroo?
Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell???
All you have to do is check out my dog,even with the speed of sound do you
think you can escape his vile aroma?
I'm not really into checking out dogs, what are my options?

What about fashion?....Do you like checking out fashion?....should we talk about fashion?

Is it still fashionable to talk about fashion?
i,m not sure that ozzie understand this question, perhaps i should ask something different?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?
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