Do you know my doctor?
No, can you give me his/her number?
Do you wear a nocturnal emission device?
No, why would I need to?
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
I don't know why do we have to do this?

Do you guys get headaches from computers like I do?
No, at least I don't why do U?
why do dogs enjoy sniffing each others bums?

Because they smell nice, does yours?
would he be offended if I ask him?
I don't suppose he would. Why don't you go for a bevy first?

Yes good idea, time for a beer, what are you drinking?
Babycham for me, how about you?
I'm on water, and you?
Yes Babycham bottled, are you deaf?
Why is there a light in my fridge and not in the freezer?
My freezer is in my kitchen where is yours
and can it really make you blind?
I hope so, so you don't waste bandwidth, cool?

Wonder how many 'fridges Elvis has at Graceland?
Last edited by Rural Surin; 01-05-2009 at 09:04 AM.
Don't you mean, "had?"
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