Would I know it?...

Would I know it?...
Wooden ewe?
eye wood..??
Ewe wood, wooden ya?

Wart nose?...
Watt do ewe mien?

An old joke about the man with the wooden eye asking the lady with the wart on her nose if she wanted to dance and she exclaimed, "Wood eye?"...
Fwk nose, innit?

Who knows?...
Wooden ewe no?

Who's on first?...
Wat on?

Temple ball?...
With dancing monks?

Why not?...
Are there any attractive altar-natives?

Fluke might know, eh?...
Oooooh, really?

Fooking eh?...
phucking whu?

Who flung dung?...
Hung far low..?

How Long is a Chinaman?...
How Woo Di no?
Were the Dino-sower an old un?...
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