Thread: Answer my question with another question.

Don't you think that it's better than wandering around the strrets, armed with a 'sharp, long, evil looking knife', muttering in some strange tongue and scaring grown, fully armed, riot Police?

Do you always ask such long questions?

Isn't he long winded?

You mean long wound, surely?

How was he wounded?

Long winded and well wound, would you want it any other way?

does it matter which way, as long as it's wound or sqware?

But if it's sqware will it still fit?

you mean into a wound hole where wabbits wun?

Is it wabbit season?

Do you have a sharp knife and a cookbook handy?

Where is my sharpener?

What do you want it for?

Do I have to tell?

Wouldn't you like to get if off your chest?

Can you give me a hand to start the chainsaw?

If I give you a hand to start the chainsaw,do you promise not to chainsaw my hand?

Ok, hold it here. Can you pump this little lever?

What does pumping the lever do?

Hey,where is my hand?

I said hold it here and pump the lever, not pull the rope and bleed. Can you hang on while I phone for an Ambulance?

What number do you dial for an ambo?

How well can you type with just the one hand?

Left hand or right hand?