The TD Twitter Thread

**Stinky** · 12-05-2010, 04:36 AM

Originally Posted by jizzybloke

I've got a nasty pain in my right nut

Don't hold off so long, try ejeculating sooner..... you can always finish her with your mouth

**isanyokel** · 12-05-2010, 05:22 PM

have you got any other hobbies?

**Liquid** · 13-05-2010, 03:13 AM

The toilet is overflowing

**nedwalk** · 13-05-2010, 03:30 AM

the show is in town!!! woohoo..off to work!

**larvidchr** · 13-05-2010, 03:37 AM

Originally Posted by nedwalk

the show is in town!!! woohoo..off to work!

Enjoy mate

here it's off to bed ZZZZzzzzzzzzz

**isanyokel** · 13-05-2010, 05:52 PM

Lets hope you have sweet dreams.

**Fuzzy Bob** · 14-05-2010, 12:43 AM

Decided to have lasik surgery. Pre-op next week.

**Loy Toy** · 14-05-2010, 02:30 AM

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Bob

Decided to have lasik surgery. Pre-op next week.

I only today heard about a new process which is superior to laser eye surgery and is far less invasive.

Apparently they staple a lens onto the cornea and for the life of me I cannot remember the name of the process. Maybe you can google it.

From all reports the results are fantastic and they don't have to burn half your eye away so as to improve your eyesight.

**Stinky** · 14-05-2010, 02:34 AM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Bob

Decided to have lasik surgery. Pre-op next week.

I only today heard about a new process which is superior to laser eye surgery and is far less invasive.

Apparently they staple a lens onto the cornea and for the life of me I cannot remember the name of the process. Maybe you can google it.

From all reports the results are fantastic and they don't have to burn half your eye away so as to improve your eyesight.

I'd be up for that, I cant see shit without my glasses and I cant have lasik treatment, I'm off to look

**jizzybloke** · 14-05-2010, 02:34 AM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Apparently they staple a lens onto the cornea

sounds lovely

The right nut seems to have made a recovery!

**Stinky** · 14-05-2010, 02:39 AM

This must be it

Implantable Contact Lens (ICL) Eye Surgery
Looking for an alternative to laser vision correction? Nearsighted patients can benefit from surgically implanted lenses called phakic IOLs (intraocular lenses). These lens implants, sometimes referred to as implantable collamer lenses, can correct moderate to severe myopia, allowing patients whose prescription falls outside the LASIK range to experience corrected vision and enjoy visual freedom. Unlike LASIK or PRK, the phakic IOL implant does not change the shape of the eye. Although intended to remain in the eye permanently, the lens can be removed if necessary.

Phakic intraocular lens implants are similar to the intraocular lenses used in cataract surgery. However, in this type of lens implant surgery, the eye's natural lens remains in place, and the phakic IOL is inserted either on the iris or immediately behind the iris. This eye lens implant corrects vision by acting like glasses or contacts within the eye.
The surgical implant procedure is performed on an outpatient basis and takes about 20 minutes. After anesthetic drops are used to numb the eye, a tiny incision is made to create an opening for the insertion of the implant lens. Since the incision is self-sealing, the surgery is usually completed without stitches.
Following the procedure, improved vision is often observed immediately. However, patients may experience a mild scratchiness immediately following surgery and should rest at home with their eyes closed as much as possible for the rest of the day. Most patients are able to return to normal activity within a few days after lens implant surgery.

**nedwalk** · 14-05-2010, 02:51 AM

i had the lasic done a couple of years ago..great stuff, i put a thread on the saga in the liveing in thai stuff....all i got to ad is, if you are considering it, go for it, and little doc somchai does a great job

**mud** · 14-05-2010, 08:33 AM

I got some stuff lasered of my eyes once.

**nedwalk** · 15-05-2010, 03:58 PM

was it MUD?

**nedwalk** · 18-05-2010, 04:14 AM

foggy, 5 degrees..12 to go

**wtf** · 18-05-2010, 04:16 AM

dark, 26 degrees..3 left

**nedwalk** · 22-05-2010, 04:44 AM

Foggy Again Though Warmer 10 Degrees ..8 To Go

**nedwalk** · 22-05-2010, 05:13 PM

bugger, just got back from the vet, 8pm, me little mate, [staffy 10] in for emergency surgery looks like a blocked bowel..i hope she makes it, she loves me more than the missus does...they'll ring sometime tonight..be strong 'GRACEY'

**nedwalk** · 23-05-2010, 11:12 AM

sad sad news...i lost me little mate...RIP GRACEY...

**Fuzzy Bob** · 25-05-2010, 03:43 AM

I need a tarty lesbian haircut.

**Jet Gorgon** · 25-05-2010, 05:34 AM

I just made Eggs Benedict.

**isanyokel** · 26-05-2010, 05:29 PM

last time I tried that,I was a 'benedick'.

**Loy Toy** · 26-05-2010, 10:12 PM

Spent my first 2 days on the trot in Bangkok for months working and actually enjoyed it.

Thank fvck my spirits must be lifting after two months of deep depression.

**Stinky** · 26-05-2010, 10:18 PM

I just took the hardest exam of the last two years and totaly nailed it, 100% on every question......... I fucking rock!!!

**Loy Toy** · 26-05-2010, 10:27 PM

^ Good on ya mate.

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