Thread: Three word posts

........beer lao bottle

It's half empty

because someone had...

forgotten his refill

all to often

he started pancing

or even panicing

so he got

up again and

looked around for

a suitable position

from which to

re-organise his assets

as his pants/trousers

seemed to have

sprung open unaided

leaving him all

exposed and disrobed

in front of

a group of

suspect lady-boys,who

were staring openmouthed

and open legged

which made him

very nervous because