and koi fish,,,big koi fish....specially the black ones

and koi fish,,,big koi fish....specially the black ones

then he bellows in Chinese, I am a Paki

from Wolverhampton, and have a corner shop selling

melamine loaded eggs, straight from his farm in Shanghai
every-ting ,cheap cheap,2 for 1,so hurry

so Duggie from Scotland starts fart and beg

...who the fcuk is Duggie I heard someone ask

fuk knows, never met nor heard of this chinky dude

. So Sunglongfat....'flied lice for dinner tonight'

Who's cooking? Nawty, JJ, Chinky Dude or Chairman Mao

JJ has run off to find a water jar to

do the cooking with, you know them monster big urns

that could fit an arse the size of Tud innit

possible, anyhooter, JJ started a fire inside a huge urn/pot

for cooking foul fowls no doubt

nope have a guess...It's chicken!! Whole chickens,

, heard he was gunna stuff a turkey butt
before inviting some friends over

for an aperitif of porn, knicker sniffing and bestiality
among friends that have been close for years
although they never held hands in public or swapped fluid
everybody in the village knew that they were

a pair of mincers into reaming anal orifices with tongues

chopped off of live water buffaloes

this pair does not mess about with boy scouts
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