give coin massage therapy to a hapless...
give coin massage therapy to a hapless...
trucker in distress due to lack of ...

sleep and sex, but he decided to...
massage his member solo with the dishwashing soap ...

which smelled like blueberry...
pancakes and sweaty palms, both aphrodisiacs to a lusty...

member of a trucking forum in...
Turkmenistan, where the maidens are..
immigration law, animal husbandry, and...

other assorted "deviations" from the normal...
that Texpatty finds so alluring, and yet...
as they are taboo topics for conversation...

we must respect that fact and...
whisper about Tex's obvious delinquencies, including...
his proclivity for dropping the soap around BaitongBoy while sharing a cell ...

with tomcat, who had a fetish for...
low fat yoghurt, especially the kind that...
grease the skids for popping tomcat's cabbage ...
though such destructive act will be quickly met with...
cocktails with his new mate faycarey leaving Slick to ...

sulk in the corner because..

the fallen soap has done nothing but...
Evaporate under the hot running water...
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