Thread: Continue The Story

gratitude for names from the Holy Land...

because it made them feel...

that one day they might amount to more than...

just rugged up, unqualified TEFLers looking for the next ...

diploma mill to grace with their presence, though...

some have moved on to bigger and...

more lucrative gigs in the Middle East ...

where they discovered not only wealth, but also...

unmentionable vices which they then export to...

a willing and grateful clientele, many of whom...

pull pierside ...

and taunt poor ol truckdrivers just doing their...

sudoku or macrame, which contrary to stereotypes drivers often...

put aside for their annual cave sweep, which...

consists of...

moving the bodies from one side...

of the cave to a more...

comfortable area like the clothing optional room ...

but you must be careful to check the...

^closets, because they might be filled with ...

guys trying to come out, and therefore...

hungry for cave dwellers who deny...

^the existence of aliens in area 51...

whose use of alien cuss words confused...

cunning linguists trained in the esoteric arts of...