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in the case of a gift horse...

it is wise not to look at its...

...previous owner's...

strange looking face, especially Luigio's when he's had too much...

"pie" because when the moon hits yer eye like...

a pie in the sky you can mistake it for...

"amore," and that changes everything and would not...

^last, unlike diamonds which are said to last forever, but...

may not bring you love which may seem...

^odd, since luv is said to be a many splendored thing...

while diamonds are a girl's best friend according to...

most men who have been brainwashed by women into believing...

but spend only a 10th as much on them as...

it is wise to watch one's pennies; however, your honey may not...

have asked for...

a taco and really wants a diamond. As they say...

^when in Rome...

leave your mother at home...

and buy a diamond broach clasp. If she isn't surprised...

then you're fooked, but if she is, you're still...

getting a golden shower even though ...

you normally don't like piss in your...

...carpets, but who does? Like Granddad says...

"Ya gotta take yer stains with the showers because nobody..."

...gets out alive without at least...