Thread: Continue The Story

...a large...

cheeseburger and fries while waiting for...

^the new year's ball to drop at Times Square...

because that is the Center of the Universe, not including...(How's it going, Katie?)...

the tower of pisa, because it leans...

towards Kamloops which is the real center as "chosen" by...

...some ice hockey tragic who fell...

quite head over heels for...

^ a Fraulein dressed in a traditional dirndl, with blonde hair and ...

a grey evening dress, with a hat and purse...

^her hair done up in two braids and...

(she can't wear a grey evening dress, bcos she's already wearing the dirndl - it's the traditional dress that girls use during Oktoberfest! Heh )

bc Katie knows better than most SOBs our little fraulein...

with the two braids whispered a message to...

That smooth talking, ginger haired twat, who is always...

getting the Frauleins to...

beer up and try something new for a change like...

...pay her bills...

in a timely manner so he could use the money for...

his new wife and her kids, family, friends, neighbors and...

other assorted...

animals which bespeaks volumes about this nefarious man whom she...

met purely by chance on the internet when...

^she googled "botox treatment" and his name was listed as ...

"available" and she thought to herself "Hmm is he available?"...

^then promptly dialed the number, 143-iluvbotox to make an appointment...