...as you do when...

...as you do when...
wearing one for sex...

purposes only instead of setting a good example by...

...using ‘em for smuggling...
...especially smuggling. However, they shouldn't be used while eating either...

because that would be...
gluttony, one of the seven major sins...
can be inspiring...
... when combined with a fetish for ...
...knickers, laying back and thinking of.....

eating lots of knickers, which may sound...

strange, to non-weirdos like...
me and my dog...
and those wasting time not practicing the other 6 sins...
being a waste of time....
should add the venial sin of laziness to their sins...
if you're a lapsed catholic...

...or a collapsed...
ignorant, tasteless latitudinarian.

inflatable, and therefore "unfellatiable," doll of some...

Is there a problem here, Houston?...Shall we try our countdown again?...
Ground Control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines on...

Soi 11 now activated and ready for...
burnout, which has begun. Rain forecasted in the 10 day...

of lent, oddly, because that's far in the...
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