Thread: Continue The Story

and the feast commenced, followed by a...

A toilet roll being placed on the table in a grimy plastic cover.....

along with several slimy...

pieces of...

sushi. Liberally dousing the sushi in...

ketchup. The King (Elvis that is) smothered all eats with ketchup, claiming 'It makes my .........

...peanut butter and banana sandwiches more delightful. Meanwhile, back at the..

speakervan muffler prevention authority an ape was found...

with its pants on backwards, suggesting that...

a serious case of identity theft was...

the reason that...

Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Greenjeans disappeared as the Keystone Cop...

s opened the kangaroo court to sentence the...

English teacher to Nana Plaza for crimes against...

another suspicious suspect of suspect history on the..

ninth hour of the ninth day of the ninth month of the ninth...

century when nights were cold and knights were bold and...

...maidens were fair. But Priscilla was a confirmed feminist by now - with big E's passing, she had to choose a successor to guide the Graceland vast empire. So, she cleverly arrived at a well thought out agenda to...

introduce Rastus, son of Missy, E's maid with tits and ass to die for ......

...Rastus? fohk me.

..as that's exactly what Fester was thinking. Loyalty and familial extensions meant nothing towards successors throughout the Graceland Kingdom. So, plotting the next in palace coup was going to need the assistance of....

the soi motorcycle gang headmaster, several soi dogs and...

assorted weaponry, consisting of...

a malt bread loaf, 3 packets of powdred birds custard, a spongy but deadly battenberg cake, plus 39 rice cakes cut into kung foo stars .
The other side had...

dinner plates and bowls, knives and spoons, but no...