...cool glasses. Not to mention his sizeable entourage and child wife. But that was in the past...today's references to the Big E tends to more...
...cool glasses. Not to mention his sizeable entourage and child wife. But that was in the past...today's references to the Big E tends to more...
than his impact on the likes of Michael Jackson, Taylor Swift and the ...

incredible shrinking man who got trapped in a strange mist that...
emanated from the orifices of Elvis. Meanwhile, Priscilla was gently massaging...
..... with a chili lubricant. 'mein Gott' shrieked ..... 'Was zum Teufel machst du da' .....
Prisc, I like it hot, but ....
Last edited by bowie; 14-10-2014 at 11:57 PM.

my pecker is on fire; could you please not...
...consume habaneros before enjoying little E. Than the door opened, and there was...
A fully equiped fireman, putting his axe on the bed he...
....spoke with a distinct Perth accent, indicating that it could only be...
a business call, however, removing his helmet he said...

"Are you shearing?" referring to the two sheep on the bed, because...
he had a hankering for some...

fleece instead of the shaved...
buffet available today, with a smile on his face he...
....release Fester; Captain Kangaroo; and Mr. Greenjeans, all tied and stuffed in the master bedroom closet. Being the sociable type, he began to...
collect addresses and phone numbers proposing...
a menage de trois with a few extra people. A flatulence odor in the closet .....
attracted his attention, in the closet he found...
a big red round button labelled 'DO NO PRESS'. He immediately ....

pressed it and...
Elvis' near rotting corpse began to shiver and awake, lending the now gather group to....
shout "praise the lord - long live the king", a crowd...
gathered with loads of Big Mac's, KFC, BBQ Spare Ribs ...
There are currently 2 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 2 guests)