Thread: Continue The Story

resolve .Meanwhile ,far away in a Bangkok Western Union office

Humphreys namesake Humphrey was...

happily sending 3/4 of his salary to the new love of his life, Noy. She needed that money urgently because

she was addicted to palm oil and the dealers had

put up the price by 700 percent per bottle ,

meanwhile the kwai were getting restless

Love was in the air, and they could smell it, and so could

a big fat crocodile , keen to try out his new

burlap cock ring,handmade in yemen

Sadly he was shot by the anti-PETA liberation front and made into a belt and shoes. Meanwhile Noy had another idea, one not involving crocodiles with cock rings....

But a young Candian willing to pay handsomely to have a frozen chicken inserted up his back passage

sideways , however , when it de-frosted

a foul gruel oozed

and solidified into

a 14 inch turd shape, leaving

a ghastly odour of pear drops and gun oil

which got all the local hunters

excited ,a young lady fainted, on her way down she grabbed

at the closest swinging dick, the unfortunate recipient

was a gay catholiic priest

who upon realising it was an adult woman holding onto his todge and not a

puff , he realised he was cured, he renounced his faith ,bought a VW combie van and

lit up a big bad spliff with one hand, while the other

clutched the steering wheel , and headed for India .Once there

Drank hot street chai while whoring in Sonagachi