Thread: Continue The Story

dales, glens and people...

who...

keep lists wait with evil intention...

and lustful watch over..............

us with honourable intent, except when...

our pants are down, then the rukus...

began when to the surprise of all uncle junior was packing a ...

5" rather soggy pickle in his pocket which appeared...

odd, as uncle junior doesn't even like pickles...........

in his pocket, though elsewhere is another issue...

of Newsweek soaked, and u.j. had no option except to...

spank his monkey on old copies of the Bangkok Post ...

stories of Boss RedBull and his midnight flight to...

Gawd knows where or maybe Buddha but certainly not...

his Khao Sarn Road travel agent, the luscious Darunee...

whose talent is selling hand churned raft tickets to...

sunburned and alcohol-addled tourists who think...

that wanking on old copies of the Post is utterly...

foreign, but since it's in Lonely Planet it ought to be...

true and exhilarating, even, since...

that one guy......

named Trink provided punters all the necessary scoop ...

to enlighten their feeble...

and equally drab and wretched lives as they meander...

aimlessly into the abyss ...