Thread: Continue The Story

you're Paul Bunyan in which case.............

his blue ox, Babe, provides many nights of...

immoderate ecstasy with the Samoan filly that...

performs an anti-Paul haka in a nearby...

Mikky Dee's bathroom stall...

which is not monitored but the police know that...

bum guns aren't...

the answer to everything, considering...

the triggers are rigged to...

instantly enematize inexperienced users who suddenly find themselves...

erupting like an unscheduled Old Faithful and...

/or auditioning for The Exorcist...

complete with head spinning theatrics which completely unnerve unsuspecting...

bystanders at the urinals who glance nervously behind...

themselves and cover their...

shock with disinterested facial expressions...

in the mirror when nobody was around to...

notice the crotch-grabbing but the...

lady with the broom and the smile and the...

bulge in her pants..........

which was simply a...

large and engorged.....

hunk of cheese coated with...

shame and despair (not literally, mind you)...

...because a literal understanding wouldn't make sense...so, the cheese...