Thread: Continue The Story

yaks and...

other noisy creatures that...

defecate for audiences...

in certain circles where...

droppings are eagerly polished before returning them to...

their rightful place among...

the lesser turds that...

flood the markets down by...

the city gates where Nid & Noi once...

bent over and then...

produced brown ping pong balls to the amazement of...

Mayweather, and also McGregor, who both thought...

^that the fight was about to start, but ...

the sound of explosively expelled ping pong balls delayed...

Manny came along and told them...

delayed the start because they posed a hazard to...

^his singing prowess, so he grabbed the mic and ...

(Manny P. loves to sing. He released an album here. Haha!)

blurted out: "When the moon hits yer eye like..."

and someone in the audience lobbed a turd..

inside a ping-pong ball and it...

lodged in Manny's throat, preventing...

the table tennis match from being played since...

the brown balls were inexplicably non-bouncy...

and splattered on contact with the...

paddle and then the table, so it was a disgusting display of...