Thread: Continue The Story

...hessian sacking and fashioned an undershirt that fit him like...

a skin which made him as cranky as ENT's...

...twin brother BENT...

who was caught with his pants...

properly pressed for the interview...

and when pelted with questions, our brave protagonist shit his

...enormous adult nappies, fortunately for all involved as...

there was a trapdoor leading to...

ao's kitchen where...

on the stove a large pot of canned tomatoes burbled merrily as the maid...

burbled along with it, humming a faintly recognizable tune resembling the jingle of a certain industrial tomato sauce which...

pales in comparison to the white sauce that...

when applied to window frames, completely stops drafts, though there is an unpleasant...

^odor wafting from the septic tank due to ...

the glitch in the hydroponics system, which is on...

the roof to take advantage of...

gravity, obviously, because...

what goes up, must come down....

...said the penisologist to his...

hand.....

and then furiously...

exercised his right...

to self-abuse in front of smokers as they feel free to smoke...

and he blew his wad on the tip of...

the decoratively filtered Sobranie coffin nail, extinguishing the...