garbanzo beans and pepperoncinis mixed with cranberry sauce and rice...
garbanzo beans and pepperoncinis mixed with cranberry sauce and rice...

which was shocking because...
...that's not what she had on her Subway sandwich...

which contained only duck's lips and some strange sauce smelling of...
...bourbon, Makers' Mark if not mistaken, but...

it could well have been a copy because Chinatown had...
...counterfeiters out the ying yang, snrk snrk, geddit...

But the makers of Maker's did not seem to get it, so they launched...
Launched attempts under new chums' hopeful evasion disintegrates.

Later, over bourbon, she realized the crap on her feet probably came from...
the fwkn puppy on a string she'd....
...got conned into taking care of while her sister partied with...

the Subway sandwich makers until...
... Jared was sent to prison for ...

stealing all the peppers from the rack, which may seem...
... like the beginnings of a mega thread about toasters, tosspots and ...

spicy soups; however, the megathread cannot compete when...
...buried under mounds of...
apparatchik like..

bullshit where it's hard to reach the...
... level of intellect required to understand OhOh's posts due to his vulgar ...

intimations regarding the...
finality and fragility of life...
....of the over-sensitive types here.
The End.

However, it wasn't really the end because that would...
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