Thread: Continue The Story

to a bunch of Pakis who...

wanted to ride around all day without...

changing their underwear for several days despite......

repeated warnings from...

a passing turnip seller who.....

who was a Swede...

but his turnip was grown in Kanchanaburi and shipped to...

Benghazi, the home of brassica cuisine. A businessman from Tripoli happened upon the Kanchanaburi produce and .......

wooden turnip for dinner..

but he thought they were special, so he stuck one in his...

pocket..

and it fell out at Soi Cowboy and rolled up to...

an itinerant nose picker leaning on a lamp-post, who having seen the escape of the turnip stooped down to ......

pet his goat which was...

taking particular interest in the turnip, so much so that it didn't notice Betty pulling down his trousers and nonchalantly ......

singing a favourite love song. Meanwhile and separately...

Butterfly slyly appeared wearing a yellow flasher's jacket and...

grabbed hold of Withnallstoke's goat, shouting...

insane gibberish about ladyboys and scaring the goat by...

pulling out his secret...

turkey baster (the one with the back-up power supply) and began to ......

first baste the turnip, and then attempt to...

Get Betty off the goat who was beginning to convulsive due to...

Butterfly's cruel thrusting motions which were...

aimed at the...