"your lips" he interupted, staring at a brown starfish.
"your lips" he interupted, staring at a brown starfish.
He then reached down and pick it up

"Bollox" he screamed "this starfish is poisonous, what now"?
He then ran away as fast as he could

tripping over the ornate boot cleaner, standing in the hall.

"Bollox" he screamed "who put that there"?
as he slammed his body and head to the floor

he quickly realised that nobody had cleaned for months

as the skull of a dead dog grinned at him
with a wicked smile and piercing eyes

Can't remember shooting that, he mused, maybe it's just hungry.
A forensic examination proved that the dog had died from

A shortened front leg, causing it to walk in circles.
which fact was further confirmed by the worn carpet around
the scene of the crime
One could not explain the carpet burns found around his
knees and shoulders.

and anus and the foul odour they emitted
when larvidchr's mum entered the room

pushing milkman in front of her![]()
because Milkman was adopted
by 7 well endowed dwarfs who had just finished shooting.......
a documentary of milk delivery men
who were delivering their love cream daily to the many...........
lonely housewives that had too much time on their hands
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